enthusiasticamoeba

The problem is that he joined the especially notoriously infamously corrupt and evil side, dumbass.

Oh no, poor guy had literally no choice but to participate in a corrupt system by going into politics and becoming a mayor 😭

Get the fuck outta here.

Do you think that being in close proximity to a school shooting increases the risk of a school shooting?

Sounds pretty sweet to me.

"The major problem—one of the major problems, for there are several—one of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you get to do it; or rather of who manages to get people to let them do it to them. To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."

-Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

Damn, if our tax dollars won't even get us unlimited re-animations I've lost all faith in the government.

How about the ones who were adopted?

Uptight, conformist, prudish, bougie, repressed, judgemental, closed-minded...

Interestingly, some of my Catholic family fit the bill.

Maybe great grandfather was from the lost city of Atlantis! It's worth checking out.

You absolutely should, it's a glorious bottomless rabbithole.

Yep, all the black ink on my nearly-complete traditional sleeve (so.... lots) had a spontaneous granulomatous reaction this year. They were all at least a few years old.

It's currently healing thanks to a topical steroid, but I have yet to see if it stays away for any significant length of time. I can't even have them removed (not that I want to), lest the ink enters my bloodstream and lodges in some gland somewhere. Black ink reactions are super rare; my derm had never seen one in person.

My artist even uses one of the few approved-in-the-EU inks, go figure.

Oh no, I always thought they washed up like seashells! Poor things.