This means literally nothing to people who live outside of Europe. Congratulations they united the Mediterranean. China existed at the same time too and continued to exist for the next 2000 years with the same borders intact minus a few hiccups. Rome not only imploded it was also fucking backwards along with the rest of Europe and the people that inhabit it are fucking savages unlike the rest of the world. The Polynesians are the true civilization carriers of all of humanity, they colonize far off islands and shit peacefully, eat all kinds of fruit, fought giant birds, had the lowest working hours in history, I mean read some of the accounts they had of early Hawaii, shit was so efficient they got done working by noon and surfed all day, that is success and agriculturalists were suffering all day.

We done played the uno reverse card on the fucking crackers

Turn the Vatican into a mosque

That bit is so stupid it might work

And let them have their little klan meeting undisturbed? No.

I’m not going to change their minds so I may as wel make them suffer with me.

The greatest bits are the ones that blur the lines between satire and reality. Unironically going to ruin thanksgiving for my family though.

One Posadism without the Trotskyist bits plz. Chairman Xi rain nukes down plz!

You shouldn’t have professional hobbies according to Marxist theory, luxuries are bad.

The problem some people have with them is that they make the roads less pedestrian friendly by virtue of being a better alternative to walking on the sidewalk.

Like I said, it took 9 years for that leak to get out.