The Simpsons kids get sent to a fos-diddly-oster home.

No it's not. There's no bail, for example, and no plea bargaining in civil cases; jail time isn't on the table, the district attorney isn't involved, the standard of evidence is lower, and the rules of procedure are different.

When in Vegas sell light bulbs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charge_(fanfare)

I've actually read the law, so no one has to tell me that it really, actually is about privacy. I know that it is.

https://xkcd.com/979/

Phew!

I'll just leave this here: https://www.patreon.com/treksite

The emails also underscore the increasing breakdown in trust with a growing number of defense lawyers who have regarded prosecutors’ tactics – including Willis assuming she will win – as inappropriately aggressive and presumptuous given the case remains months from a potential verdict.

I'm not sure what they were expecting from her. I would expect no less from a prosecutor.

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

"Never argue with anyone who buys the ink by the barrel."

What is your position on taxing churches?

Large real estate sales can take months to close. If the deal was signed on Aug. 4 then it probably hasn't finalized yet.