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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He never saw the propaganda film!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

I'd rather stay here and make out with my Marilyn Monrobot

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Be honest, would you prefer an android slave that was programmed by a paragon of virtue, or one that was programmed by that unprincipled, evil-minded, lecherous kulak Harry Mudd?

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

I’m a Linux user. I prefer compiling my own sexbot.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Game recognizes game my dude.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Q: How do you know if a debaucherous chap compiled his own sexbot?

A: He'll tell you.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

We don't actually know what the robots were like before Mudd found them. They might have been even more debauched.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Maybe this Mudd fellow is just misunderstood!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

His glorious mustache is misunderstood. They wouldn't let him have it on Discovery.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

The paragon of virtue of course!

But you should let me know where the lecherous ones are, just so I know where to avoid.

[-] [email protected] -3 points 2 years ago

Paragon of virtue. A paragon of virtue would necessarily be gay accepting and have a decent grasp of what's good in gay sex, while Harry Mudd is a very heterosexual man and would be bad at programming a gay sexbot. Mudd's sexbots would probably misgender me because they're programmed for men.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

No, the best he keeps back in storage for his more exclusive clientele.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Alternative theory: Sexbots will take care of the sexual needs of gross incels without the possibility of procreation, killing off the alt right in a single generation.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

i didn't read the whole thing and thought this was a meme about humans being sold at the store 💀

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Oh god, no. Lol

Although if that were possible, Mudd would be the store owner.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I've been begging for sex robots for years now. I've been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?

this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2023
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