I took the Mal Blum avenue and ended up with Great Grandpa. Highly recommend.

It's like a crush but platonic

filkthylfenidate

You can take em—dash out of my cold dead hands

Oh. Couches.

Uhhh, you could try mewithoutYou, Neutral Milk Hotel, or maybe Cloud Cult? Those are all pretty close, but on slightly different axes.

Who reigns from the Court of the Crimson King?

President of the fan club up there choking on his tears

Today. Tomorrow's batch won't be ready until tomorrow.

Does ritalin have time-release yet? Hell of a spike if not.

Name-brand Concerta, which is methylphenidate packaged in some proprietary time-delay system. The time-delay system is crucial, because you extremely do not want the full dosage dumped into your system all at once, or in irregular batches, and apparently the off-brand manufacturers just haven't cracked it. I don't think that's just propaganda.

Also: I hope you live in a place where medication is covered. :/

Linus is.

This link has the transcript for the image above, but here's a key point:

And dammit, if that all makes me “woke”, then I think anybody who uses that word as a pejorative is a f*cking disgrace to the human race. So please just unfollow me right now.