broguy89

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago

Clearly the father made a lot of money off that social media post. Nintendo is only trying to protect its IP!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Now he gets to marry his mother.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago

Why do more people read books than write books? Why do more people eat than cook? It's easier to consume than to produce.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I give up 20% of my paycheck to work 4 days a week.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Saltwater fish seem to drink it just fine. God just "loves" humans enough to not make it fit for our consumption.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Super Mario Bros 3. Never beat it until the Allstars version on SNES, but it's the first video game I remember playing. Or maybe it was Gauntlet, but SMB3 was the funner one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Folding phone works well for this. Kinda sucks that you need an $1800 device to have a decent menu viewing experience. I'm more miffed that they expect my reception to be a given. Towers go down, congestion happens, give me a physical menu!

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (18 children)

87% of teens are lazy fucks who don't know how to download an app that isn't TicTok, surprised?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Words + number.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A massive tax on owning multiple homes that goes to funding housing the homeless.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.

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