bigbologna

Sharia law under the Coach Z midwestern caliphate

Phrasing the last tweet as to be on a first name basis with Hillary Clinton is a perfect garnish

(they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

God that takes me back to when I was an idiot liberal in like 2017 and I thought calling Trump a traitor to America was the biggest own

i can't take this anymore

Genuinely I think if I bothered playing as a female character in a game I think my egg would've cracked 5-10 years early. Spent nearly a decade insisting on playing as a man in RPGs while fighting character creators and getting pissed off at male character bodytypes, animations, voice acting, clothing options, so on.

Repression's a hell of a drug lmao

I haven't played a lot of really newer games so maybe things have changed, but in my experience playersexual romance options end up feeling like a straight person with a straight romance that's been genericized so any gender can be subbed in. Maybe the ideal would be having the dialogue and the way things play out depend on the player's gender? Although at that point I guess that crosses over into making all romance options explicitly bi/pan.

overwatch has been giving male characters negative ass size since day one but one woman gets flatter and suddenly western civilization is falling

This reminds me of when I found an old post on a forum about people's dreams of someone asking what it meant that they had a dream where they're a girl. Then several years later she made a post like "hi i'm a girl now lol"

aw man I can't believe I slept through his death

Out of coincidence I picked a name that was in the top 10 most popular girl's names for my birth year. I just liked how it sounded :meow-shining: