I sense a riot in the near future.

Starting to?

Wait, 4chan is still around? And people are mining it for memes?

It's crazy that in America you'll have your internet shut down and get a huge social credit drop if you mention Kent State online.

Yeah, where's the mask?

I already do this. Everyone in my family gets the same thing. Some years it sucks but I don't care. Everyone I give presents to are adults. I don't want more shit in my house, just make me something cool or that I can eat.

You thought my beautiful gamer Jesus who runs a structureless game development commune would have right wing leanings? Yeah, you're probably right. There's no good millionaire. Fuck that guy.

True Lynchheads don't pretend.

I'm more upset that such a rich company is profiting off unpaid teens.

You don't hoard that much wealth by paying people.

I do hereby call this comment sick and inappropriate. I would also like any interested party to know that I am a cis white man with a cis white wife that I verbally and psychologically abuse.

But my existential threat!

I worked at a place that sourced and handled touristy souvenirs and other garbage for those stores you see in cities and airports like "Boston Memories". Essentially I was folding cheap t-shirts and putting a price tag on them all day. I was told that I couldn't get vacation or insurance until a 6 month probationary period was over. Then after 6 months they dropped my hours to part time so I got no benefits at all.