Wanna show me? Send a DM by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

People thinking I'm going to Madrid... by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

I have a GoFundMe but I have to regain access to the account. I changed my number and their 2FA isn't super happy about that. But even then meh. I've got a ko-fi on my lemmy and like if people want to do anything, go for it, but I'm not going to be asking people for help when the world is burning down around everyones ears. I'm just some random asshole who posts memes. I've got $210 left. I might be able to figure it out. Might not. I dunno. But its my responsibility.

And nah that ain't me. I am not remotely that thin and not remotely that hairless. I'm more in the bear category. This is as close as Lemmy is ever gonna get to seeing my face. I'm smarter than Dream.

I just want to afford to see a movie goddammit by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

with Republicans in the states forcing things like they are (the latest being 10 years of not making any Ai legislation in the shitty new big Trump bill), we’re all pretty fucked.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

None of you people are funny and I hate you

Should Lemmy support karma and account age requirements for posting in communities? by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Should Lemmy support karma requirements

No, absolutely not, they can fuck right off. I hate that shit on reddit and I'll completely stop posting to any community/instance that implements it on the fediverse. It's completely disheartening to new users for them to find out that they can only interact after they've made posts elsewhere. Then they go there and those people have that too.

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[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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I love my roommate so much. She's my best friend. But she's killing me. (lemmy.world)

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We're currently short on rent because of her. I've got to somehow magick up $200 to cover rent until she can pay me (and the few people I've had to borrow money from) back on the 7th. I had to ask the landlord in the past and he was okay with it but increasingly less so, understandably. My name is on the lease and I'm the one responsible for this. She hasn't had a job for a while and I've been pestering her to fill out forms for income support or even apply but she was dragging her feet. Now combine that with the fact that I'm the only one who cleans in the house. For a year I've been asking her to clean dishes and she won't unless zero other options are presented. I've been asking her to turn the lights/fan off in the bathroom when she leaves and she doesn't. I've been asking her to take out garbage that's by the door when it's ready to go out and she doesn't. I've been asking her to contribute at all to the state of the house and she doesn't. I love her and I know she cares about me because there's a ton of other stuff that proves she does but I can't say that I'm not feeling INCREDIBLY used here. I don't know how to go about talking with her about this. When I have in the past she says to use post it notes because she's forgetful so I started and it works a couple of times and then that's it. I don't even know how the fuck i'm going to feed the cat this weekend. I've got enough to last a couple of days and fairly sure i've got wet food she's picky on but will eat for a couple more. She's in on a discord call with someone and I hear laughing occasionally. And like I'm not faulting her for being happy or shedding stress or anything. I've been posting memes today and making comments. But it just... I don't know.

I don't feel okay and I'm scared. Both of potentially being homeless, of losing a friend, of conflict, of everything.

Sorry for the randomness.

Back to your regularly scheduled clownery.

Edit: I got it sorted, rent wise anyway, thanks to the help and generosity of people I do not deserve to have the help of. Thank you so much and I'm sorry for whining...

So after WW3 and Khan got popsicled, these bitchy Elves (otherwise known as Elves) came down from space and started throwing up gang signs by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 hours ago

Just tired of enduring. I want to thrive, man.

name rule by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 17 points 9 hours ago

Strider is my guess but because I'm having a heart attack and need a temp distraction I am going to go look and see if I can find out.

Alright, be right back.

(Watch that show by the way. Son of a Critch. Takes place here in NFLD)

Okay so it appears the user never replied to anyone else in that thread. They never clarified what name they would have had. Their profile says anime/frog enthusiast though so take that as you will. There are also quite a few tweets backing up both of those claims.

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[-] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago

By god! You've done it!

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Zero so far. Am sad.

Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

I just want to afford to see a movie goddammit by Stamets in c/[email protected]

[-] [email protected] 16 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Assuming that's a site for free streaming of movies but sometimes I just want to go to a theater and relax. I mean, granted, I probably should have made the title "I just want to afford rent" considering I'm going to be homeless tomorrow but I didn't think that'd be as funny.

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[-] [email protected] 30 points 11 hours ago

Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

COCK

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Nothing of value was lost (lemmy.world)

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Horchata (lemmy.world)

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I just want to afford to see a movie goddammit (lemmy.world)

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Me if I had the money (lemmy.world)

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Wanna show me? Send a DM (lemmy.world)

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Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."