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No I'm not kidding.

Come at me bro

Or on me

Either or

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 5 hours ago

"There are no 'rules' for fantasy"

Wrong. To write good Fantasy (of SciFi), you have to go through a process called "World Building" where you lay down the rules of your world. Properly done, the amount of World Building exceeds the actual works by far. It is absolutely necessary to create a core of inner logic to the story. You are not bound by the rules of our world, yes, but you are bound by the rule of consistency. If you violate those, you automatically write crap Fantasy (or SciFi).

Funny, though, that e.g. many literature teachers / professors don't even know about the idea of World Building.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

The old TSR/SSI game Unlimited Adventures had randomized potion colors. It's also how I learned that khaki is not pronounced 'kahiki' when trying to explain what was going on to someone (I knew khakis as a type of trouser not a color).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forgotten_Realms%3A_Unlimited_Adventures

Edit: or maybe I'm thinking of another gold-box game if that one didn't have some random generation. Hrm.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

Pixel dungeon does the same thing, you don't know when you start a run what any color potion does. So they're randomized.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 11 hours ago

Why should your fantasy game be limited by something like "health". Whether you die should be based on vibes.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

My vibe is slightly hurt with a hint of mental damage

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago

DM: Roll a Vibe Check

Player: I rolled Dark Green

DM: Ooohhh...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nethack (and derivatives) is pretty much the only game I know of where the health potions may or may not be red.

And I guess Dark Souls... It's more of an orange than a red. But maybe that's just the color of the flask. Idk what the substance inside looks like. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

the flask is green! i would know since i emptied it one too many times snd the texture is dark green

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Then the insides have to be red for it to appear orange through green glass. The health potion is red!

[-] [email protected] 51 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Bright red barrel of aircraft grade fuel.

Shoot it.

Spawns a leak.

//FPS players mind's implode//

[-] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

Toss a lighted match into the growing puddle.

Match goes out.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago

Shoot it directly with a flamethrower.

Puddle burns slightly like a gas stove before going out again.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 16 hours ago

Similarly to how paprika chips come in blue bags and salted chips come in red bags. Anything else is heresy. Unless you live right across the border, where it's exactly the opposite.

[-] [email protected] 60 points 23 hours ago

See also: video game AOE FX.

Big glowy green area? Could be a healing aura, could be poison. Good luck!

[-] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago

Purple: Magic??

Green: Life/death??

Red: Life/fire??

Blue: Magic/cold??

Honestly the only colour I don't feel uncertain about is orange, that's always bad.

Also on the topic of health potions, a great piece of advice I once heard was that if your players are in a foreign land, remove health potions. Give them health biscuits and watch them reconcile with God.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago

Orange is machinery/technology

[-] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

FFXIV the stack markers are close to orange... and long time ago it had Bard having a fire circle that damaged enemies but not allies, yet the tanks thought it was bad and would drag enemies out of it. Probably why they removed that one.

[-] [email protected] 61 points 21 hours ago

Nah this one is easy.

If it's green and sparkly, it's a good thing. If it's green and bubbly, it's a bad thing.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

I like the fallout approach

Green glow: radiation
Brown water: radiation
Bottled Water: Good!
Not really, believe it or not, radiation. (You must be thinking of purified water)

[-] [email protected] 20 points 23 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Or radioactiv acid!

[-] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

My health potions are red, also, pulp free is not an option. >:)

[-] [email protected] 11 points 13 hours ago

The pulp is from fruit, right? The pulp is from fruit, right!?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

I used yellow for health to avoid red/green colourblind issues

[-] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

I love the possibility of having a red/green colorblind character and having to roll to hopefully pick the right potion when they both health potion and poison in their bag.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

I feel like any decent adventure would develop a system. I hear blind people will fold their paper money a certain way so they can differentiate between the different values...

[-] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I hate dragons. Controversial take but like just come up with some other mystical creatures! have some fun with it! if rather interact with a pink unicorn plushie than fight another dragon

[-] [email protected] 1 points 57 minutes ago

Granted.

Anthrax the Destroyer is how hiding among stuffed animals.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 21 hours ago

Electric element. Team Yellow vs Team Blue, FIGHT!

[-] [email protected] 16 points 19 hours ago

what do you mean? electricity is purple

[-] [email protected] 19 points 21 hours ago

There is (was?) an electric power provider in Germany by the name of Yellow. Their whole marketing was "electricity is yellow!"

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 23 hours ago

How about Oblivion where every potion, including drugs, are red?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 22 hours ago
[-] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

except the ones made from potatoes and cheese, those are just soup

[-] [email protected] 10 points 18 hours ago

If you don't think soup is addicting, you haven't had soup.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

Still heals HP. Definitely a health soup.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

I color code all my info. (..) Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it. Orange, means orange you glad you didn’t bring it up. Most colors mean don’t say it.

- Michael Scott

[-] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago

Daggerfall!

[-] [email protected] 4 points 18 hours ago

Looking at you, "Dragon Age" Veilguard.

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