[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

I refuse to say "Canada Goose" as much as I'd refuse to say "Ireland Stew" or "Mexico Standoff" or "the America Association of Birders can go fuck themselves"

Bobby Fingers

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 2 days ago

Zoop 👈😎👈

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Let's see, we got

spoiler

  1. Boom box Man
  2. PITT
  3. Notefield
  4. Childslave
  5. Gourd Gore
  6. 20Brick
  7. Beans on Toast
  8. Coffee
  9. Angry Oaks

Pretty sure that plank is just a red herring

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 50 points 7 months ago

One of my favorite court transcripts is Sheppard v. Speir.

The Court:  All right.   Now, do you have some objection to him being renamed Samuel Charles?

Sheppard:  Yes.

The Court:  Why? You think it's better for his name to be Weather'by Dot Com Chanel-

Sheppard:  Well, the-

The Court:  Just a minute for the record.

Sheppard:  Sorry.

The Court:  Chanel Fourcast, spelled F-o-u-r-c-a-s-t?   And in response to that question, I want you to think about what he's going to be-what his life is going to be like when he enters the first grade and has to fill out all [the] paperwork where you fill out-this little kid fills out his last name and his first name and his middle name, okay?   So I just want-if your answer to that is yes, you think his name is better today than it would be with Samuel Charles, as his father would like to name him and why.   Go ahead.

Sheppard:  Yes, I think it's better this way.

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 62 points 10 months ago

Just wait until he finds out about "tree"

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 22 points 2 years ago

No, what an utterly ridiculous lie to spread. She would never get "Korean bbq" tattooed on her hand, she's a multimillionaire with tons of resources at her disposal to prevent a silly mistake like that. Instead, she got "small charcoal grill" instead of "seven rings". But don't worry, she got it fixed apparently, so it instead correctly read ... "small charcoal finger grill".

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 27 points 2 years ago

I know it's a typo but I'm cracking up at

ethnically non-monogamous

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 2 years ago

The orangutan is the smartest primate.

I'm inclined to agree after reading this.

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 30 points 2 years ago

This is why "divide by half" and "divide in half" are two different things

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 31 points 2 years ago

Why is the publication date June 2024?

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 2 years ago

The solution to cars isn't greener cars. It's replacing cars with something else completely, like human powered vehicles or multi-passenger transport. /c/fuck_cars has the right idea

[-] SpoopyKing@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago

Or puzzles that are completely esoteric or unintuitive. Just replayed some of the Myst games, and it's like "oh ok I was stuck on this for 30min because the lever was on the other side of the map and there was literally no indication that it was related". That's just artificially inflating your game's difficulty, and it's lazy puzzle making. Boooo

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