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[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's insane to me how many people just grab their phone and think "I'm good to go on an all day woodland adventure!" with no water, no food, clothing for an afternoon at the mall, and not even a backup battery for their phone.

I've actually packed extra clothes for someonein my bag specifically because I knew they were going to regret shorts and half a t-shirt. Cue 2 hours later they're complaining about being cold when we're in the valleys...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

"no you don't understand! People need to suffer because muh big gubment!"

-you

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's less of a ship and more of a "it's stated in the story itself"

I mean, personally I don't love any of my bros like I would my wife.... That's just me, but you do you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can remind all the Star Trek fans that the episode Sub Rosa exists.

And to all the anime fans, I'm so sorry to do this to you...

"Ed..... Ward...?"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

There's a Guillotine for him in Ohio

It's... Uhhhhhhh

At an acquaintance's house.

[–] [email protected] 141 points 3 months ago

"Oklahoma AG Condones Elder Abuse, Police Brutality"

Fixed the headline

[–] [email protected] 85 points 3 months ago (13 children)

Personally this doesn't feel like true theyknew material, because this is one of those "this is how they had to advertise because nobody would allow them to say the real purpose of the items" rather than "suggestive thing presented as normal with a lot of rib-to-elbow action and stifled giggles behind the scenes, often hidden from management"

It's one of those "it fits the literal definition but not the spirit" situations. Idk Maybe it's just me.

It'll never not be funny though

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Tiocfaidh ár lá!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Both can be true.

I never watched alien growing up, and only half-watched it with a girlfriend (sorry, good movies are great but... Boobs vs stereotypical teenager watching a movie....)

By the time I watched the movie fully, it just held no scare factor for me.

And so many dumb choices were made in Prometheus, it's hard to take the people seriously when everyone is acting like children who have never been in space or a dangerous situation before.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The cycle:

Step 1: (as a child) "wow this movie was great, I love Greek stuff!"

Step 2: learns a ton about Greek mythology over the next many years due to interest sparked by the movie

Step 3: (likely as a teenager or older, re-watching it one day) "holy shit this movie is absolutely nothing like Greek mythology, why did I ever think it was good..."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I don't know, I think I could get a pretty dangerous gladiatorial fight between my nieces and nephews with real swords.

I doubt any of them can swing hard enough to sever a head, but fingers aren't out of the question.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Oh don't worry, they still are.

Just not domestically.

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