Wow, that's terrible! What mod is this? So I can avoid it? What a weird thing! That I'm definitely going to avoid and not go check out.

In real life:

Staring out of my apartment window

see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street

do nothing because I don't give a shit

keep staring out of my apartment window

A judge would sign a search warrant because a cop pinky swears the target is a black ms13 Muslim antifa commiesocialmarxist.

Look, if you have an aural processing issue I totally understand, but if you're just being racist against droids as some kind of hold-over from the clone wars, GTFO.

There's a massive difference between "GONK" and "GONK". They sound nothing alike.

Next you're going to tell me that ewoks could take on an imperial brigade...

Dr. Crusher?

First mistake: needing to use stairs to get to the bathroom

That's too far in case of an emergency. Sometimes shit happens, and you get little to no warning with certain disorders.

Second mistake: actually that's it. Just stairs. They suck when you wake up a 3am and need to pee and now you need light so you don't trip and fall.

I like my bathroom close and stair-free.

I am definitely concerned, I didn't interact with them directly often but I liked seeing the positive updates about their family's move.

Hopefully everyone is doing well and just have more important, happy things keeping them occupied.

I once got yelled at by a cop for walking across a nearly empty road in columbus Ohio.

The closest crosswalk was basically 1/4mile in either direction, because the building I was trying to enter is so large.

I was walking with a cane at the time. And no cars were anywhere close so a snail could have made it across with time to spare. It took some people close by stepping in and arguing for me before the Douchebag dropped it.

Im sure if I had looked my usual level of disheveled or had any other shade of skin I wouldn't be so "lucky"

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS and "BRO" IT UP

Given just how long it was before trees came about, are we sure early fungi didn't bioengineer these tress specifically for this purpose?

Has anyone bothered asking the humongous fungus?

There is a level of professionalism you should have when you work at some places, but personally I think a little crass celebration should definitely be allowed.

That said, whether she knew who he was or not, her actual response wasn't necessary.

Neither the question nor the answer should ever be a surprise.

The time, and location of proposal are the surprise.

When I asked my now wife, I knew for sure she was going to say yes, and I knew she would want a simple ring with her birth stone instead of a diamond.

She had no idea I was going to ask her in the manner I did while we were out camping. that was the surprise for her. Not the question itself.