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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

If I die without saving someone else in the process I lose a bet.

And ma didn't raise a loser.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I can hate both.

The CEO just lets me add a face to the ire.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Jokes on you, my knife cost me $40 in steel, wood, brass, and sanding belts because I make my OWN knives for my cooking.

You know, I think I might just have two hobbies and one saved me money on the other....

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

In my experience most adults can boil pasta.

... And boil it.... And boil it..... And DEAR GOD TAKE IT OFF THE STOVE AND DRAIN IT BEFORE IT BECOMES MUSH!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"throwing together a quick meal" should have it's own word.

"cooking" to me implies you're working on something worth the time it takes, something you want to put effort into.

But when I just got home, nothing is easy to make and I have to throw something quick together, it doesn't feel like really cooking to me. Like im half assing it, it should have a half-assed name.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The difference between "cooking" and "hobby cooking" :

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It kind of reads like the thought process of someone who just woke up, too.

[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies it's falling on its own.

There should be a mass of red hats trying to push it over.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The patriot act says hi.

Along with like.... Half the shift from 2001-2005.

And if we keep going we will be here all day.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

I'm thinking of River Tam, from Firefly.

Whether she can or can't do that is still debatable, but she did tell Jayne she could. And she can read minds, so it's not entirely out of the question...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Brain fart! You are correct, I was thinking Celebrimbor forged the One Ring with Sauron.

Guess that just mean it's time to reread. Oh noooooooooo

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

And she can kill you with her brain.

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