[-] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

No chief engineer has ever asked why my favorite transporter rooms require so much extra power.

Well... Not more than once, anyway...

[-] [email protected] 39 points 1 day ago

Seed that bitch so hard you can start a garden.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Well, even Kim has a plate. All the bridge crew from VOY have one!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Kim: I literally saved the ship and everyone inside on multiple occasions, literally rewrote history, and I'm still an Ensign.

Paris:I haven't gotten anyone seriously maimed or disobeyed huge important orders in awhile, so they promoted me.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks for reminding me, I just moved halfway across the state and need to replace things.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

I make people hate me when I play monopoly. I hate the game as much as I hate the system it was originally meant to mock. So every so often, people I know will keep trying to get me to play.

Monopoly Pro Tip: buy everything you can afford, put as many of the little houses you can on it, but don't upgrade to the big pieces. When there are no more small pieces, you can simply bleed everyone dry.

I've had people literally flip boards in anger.

And every time I hear someone say "that's not fair", I respond "I know it's not, But 'what's fair' doesn't matter in capitalism."

Yes, I get a little preachy with it.

But hey, I've almost never been asked to play again by the same person.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

When I was 19 I wore a vest as part of a musical, and due to cast parties and such, I was walking out at night wearing the vest loosely over my shirt.

Some random woman walking by said "that vest looks really good on you!"

I kept it and wore it at least once a week until it fell apart.

I would like a new one, though. Purple and black paisley and/or lace is my jam.

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Matthew 6:5

And when you pray, you must not be like the hypocrites. For they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and at the street corners, that they may be seen by others. Truly, I say to you, they have received their reward.

But of course, none of them have ever read these words, that would require reading the Bible in some form or another.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

You should see the things Riker gets up to in Quark's holosuites.

I don't think the universal translator will even allow me to tell you.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Nope, not me.

I'd like to think I'm funny though...

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 days ago

Fun anecdote: a relative, without a hint of irony, goes on about how they deserve to be there because "they used to live there 2,000 years ago"

Apparently I'm an "asshole", "woke" and "antisemitic" for bringing up native Americans...

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

My wife would be freaking out about two minutes after she realized I hadn't come back inside, I wasn't answering my phone, and I wasn't in any of the usual places around the house.

Everyone else? Weeks.

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They aren't around anymore as of this morning, but they liked the hoodie and hat and I thought someone might like to see two doggos.

They were both good girls and I miss them.

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