It's a good come-back.

But laughing at someone and making them feel unimaginably belitteled, over something like whether they've gotten laid, wouldn't have been cool in any scenario.

"I was molested" just jolts everyone into reconsidering what just happened.

Yeah, that sucks, especially when you're in high school, and right after.

But after, when you get out the real world, that shit lessens, and you won't care.

I'll take "shit that actually happened at school to underage anon masqueraded to occur at work as to not be banned" for 50 points

buzzer goes off

I am sorry this story was completely manufactured and homosexual.

Who the fuck behaves like that in a workspace?

"BEinG a ManIpUlaTive CuNT hAs iT's MomEnTs"

Hasn't ever manipulated a cunt.

Something vaguely similar but kinda inverted, happened when I was in middle school.

An office assistant, like a TA, but for the main office, was dispatched to deliver a packet of course work papers to the class I was in.

The main office had the main, commercial grade printer in it, and this would have been like... 2004 ish? Computers were basically only in the computer lab, more primitive tech setup.

So anyway, the OA shows up and delivers the coursework to the teacher... and is confused by the complete silence in the room, the lack of anyone doing anything.

He remarked '... Did somebody die or something? Jeez' and was now met with many intense, silent stares... he quickly exited.

Completely unbeknownst to the OA... about 15 minutes prior, our teacher had just recieved an email, took aside one student, talked to him for a few minutes. That student then quickly talked with his friends for about a minute, eyes tearing up, getting several hugs, and then presumably left to the school counselor office.

His one or two grade older sister had just suffered a complete cardiac arrest in PE, out on the track, about 30-45 minutes prior to the email... and died.

There is no authority like the authority of great victimhood. It's basically the modern equivalent of the scientific method.

NGL, this greentext actually made me smile cause I'm a terrible person. Likely not real, but real talk, I love to bring a room to a very dark place as a joke with my friends, though, especially since I deal with a lot of scary topics in psych and politics and usually use it as a way to bring to real topics. Weirdly gets people to open up about their real traumas too, for some reason.

Plus it's friends, so you know, very different context lol

I guess the guy who made fun of him that way is the greater cunt of those two. Such a behaviour shouldn't occur in the first place.

The truth sets you free

That last line. THAT'S the shit that should be in school logos.