Imagine having a bulb that doesn't require an account, that "just works"

They are very Sad, Ok?

We've had one, yes but what about second recession?

If the US does kick off against Greenland. You ain't seen nothing yet

FYI: Plastic Welding is a thing that exists. Use it literally all the time to fix what my kids break.

Power Wheel Wheel included. Takes literally seconds to fix a crack

Required to use edge by work.

Rope doors

Top speed 45 mph

It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand.

Everything is a hunt to the death if you are uncooperative enough.

We "are" the economy and yet they aren't.

We keep being told " The economy is strong" and they ain't talking about you, or me, or anyone either of us have ever met.

You can [blank] for free if you value your time as worthless

He didn't "get" anything right himself either. He bought all of the successful companies he owns

The same will be true when he uses his capital to capitalize an actual successful Cyberpunk company.

I don't know how to tell you but spiders only live up to 3 years.

Good news: You missed a number of funerals.

Bad News: you missed a few birthdays

I feel like the joke might work a lot better with the Mom bringing the kids to random dead father.

Hard to not know who the mother is.