Well it was about that time that I noticed that the Beetles Agent was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era

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Did Basir write this about Garak?

So... What were the other 41?

Very true, for purposes of this comment, I'd mean relative to each other.

The left candidate on the right and the right candidate on the left has me confused about what she these comments are on.

Onion is supposed to be satire, most of this seemed like solid advice.

But what is the second image?

So... Red T-shirt with yellow pants?

I believe a piece of masking tape is about 100 micron, if we needed some perspective of how silly this requirement is for building a truck.

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A monkey's paw in real life!