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toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we've eaten (thelemmy.club)
submitted 1 month ago by [M] to c/BrandNewSentence@lemmy.today
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[–] 9 points 1 month ago (1 child)

I'm getting my wife to make me this plaque for the bathroom

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    • [–] 6 points 1 month ago

    How do I unread something?

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    [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    What does that make a bidet then?

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    • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    I did google the quote in the original Klingon until I noticed the name of the account that posted it.

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