Oka

Never trust a nether portal.

Sometimes, they can even spawn in the air.

My phone.

I often set it down in obscure spots and not in the 2-3 spots i expect it to be.

Well, while shitposting isn't my kind of humor, It's also not literally a "shit post". It's an art form that requires a balance of humor and degeneration.

Now that's the first thing you said right.

Agreed

Because images and video were definitive proof at one point, but even before AI, they can be altered with image software.

Is that Hogwarts?

I don't even play the game and I panic while watching

It's a Valve Refurbished :D so still under warranty. I ticked off the fan setting mentioned before, just need to stress test it some more to see if that was the fix

Freezes followed by reboot

I was told people who swear sounded less intelligent. It made me not want to do it. I swear rarely, usually if I'm quoting someone. I swear a little more liberally in text, but not very often.