17, 34,... Oh nein, mein Tag ist ruiniert. 🙃

Wow, dies ist definitiv eine der deutschesten Pfostierungen, die ich je gesehen habe. Ich bin stolz auf dich.

Oh, smart.

😧 "Dude, are you eating glue?"

"Fuck, he knows. Yes, send out two agents and a cleanup crew."

Petition to rename Twitter again, to Twatter. I know, I know, my intellect is frightening sometimes. /s

Its a diamond 💎 alloy.

Obvious /s

Opens package. Contents:

Idk what his gf is on about. These slap and anon is clearly a distinguished gentleman.