This happens every time your [object Object] gets stolen

For some reason DHL managed to get a null-string into their system a few years back, which meant that any DHL shipments to me - no matter what the seller had entered - had "null" as the receiver in the system.

Everything else was fine, address and tracking numbers sent to me etc - but I did have a few interesting discussions at pickup locations that wanted to see identification matching the name in the system ...

I would be terrified to open that box

DON'T OPEN THE BOX WHEN IT ARRIVES this is a keter class object, also don't move we're sending someone to help you

I used to work at a DVD store, and sometimes we'd get a huge box with a single DVD at the bottom, and a ton of those plastic bags full of air to cushion it. When one of those packages arrived, I'd loudly announce, "Thank god! Our air arrived!" Then I'd tear it open and we'd all gasp like we'd been holding our breaths waiting for it.

I hope you post an unboxing video. It could be exceptional…

Do not accept the package! It will cause a segmentation fault!

Your package is set to arrive between the hours of 0 and -2,147,483,647.

"Customers who bought this also bought: VOID"

He’s a cute little fella…

packsge arrives

open box

NULL.

Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days.... don't ask why just pack!

Opens package. Contents:

UB must be Undefined Behavior.

On it's way to Null Island

One of these lil guys?

Shipped to undefined

software gore

Celebrate by ordering some none pizza with left beef.

I've arrived.

There's some decent money to be made in null shipping. For one thing, fuel costs are very low.

Perfect, please put it at the end of my bank account!

Radiolab has an interesting episode about people having to deal with being considered "Null": https://radiolab.org/podcast/null

Not very functional

Fuckin' love null

Let's hope you're ready to handle this package. Try your best!

So when the package arrives, how many pieces of faulty software needing to point at it will it be encircled by?

Hello I would like to report an undefined behaviour

at least it wasn't my NaN. poor birds been dead for years.

It won't arrive, lets see,... tomorrow. Good! Just around the time I won't be expecting it.