holy shit i actually just changed someone's mind in twitch chat 
they asked why people didn't like Biden and I said Gaza, age, and abortion. They said wdym abortion and I replied that he allowed Roe v Wade to be overturned bc he didn't pack the supreme court. Then they said that Biden didn't have the ability to do that, and then I linked them a page explaining how he could have. And then they admitted that i was right lol
literally me
standard practice now is to list their insta usernames and let the interviewer look them up on their own time
how tf am i supposed to tell people that my favorite internet celebrity is a dirt owl
matched with a guy whose profile indicated he lived 2 hours away in the same state. we're chatting and he tells me he just left the US two weeks ago because his work contract ended. Now he's gone back home to the PHILIPPINES 
why does god give his sexiest battles to his most down bad soldiers?? In b4 catfish but im pretty sure this guy's legit based on his insta
oh wait I CAN do that 
god please let me not fumble this NB baddie god please if u can hear me
My brother-in-law is a barista. He is insanely gifted. We were at a dairy farm together years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer…
“We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
Pope Francis passed?? Wow. You're telling me this for the first time