The real problem is measuring flour by volume instead of mass.

It's crazy that En Passant was one of the first moves added to chess, and now it's hardly ever used.

Canada has the fifth most oil reserves in the world. ~~Invasion~~ Annexation is inevitable.

Return of Conspiracy Keanu.

"Did you know Viggo Mortensen broke his foot when he kicked the helmet in this scene?"

Stuxnet

Software developer here; this is 100% true. Computers were a mistake.

Assigned Arch at birth

TIL Python dictionaries allow trailing commas.

Actually, what most most people refer to as "Linux" is really GNUde/Linux.

You probably shouldn't've worn an Eagles jersey then.

Just a regular sword for me. I'll provide my own hands.