What's with the woke color??? Why isn't it red, white, and blue??? (hexbear.net)

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[-] [email protected] 44 points 5 months ago

I genuinely do not doubt that they are attempting to manufacture consent for this because they know global warming will necessitate moving north.

[-] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago

do it, unleash the quebecois on new york

infinite francofication on new england

[-] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago

Libs are going to drive themselves insane for four years.

Y’all understand he’s not joking right? RIGHT?

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“You shouldn’t pay him attention he’s clearly trolling” yeah just like he was trolling about voter fraud right before inciting an insurrection

https://subium.com/profile/santiagomayer.com/post/3lf6vz573z22s

[-] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

an "invasion of canada" on the same level of the "insurrection at the capitol" would be the funniest fucking thing ever

[-] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

A couple months from now?...

My beautiful, beautiful boaters - I love you. And you got a job. A big, important job. Go to the border of Canada now in your boats is best. I hereby deputize you - I can do that I'm the president - to be the leaders of my Regular People Canada Invasion Force...

[-] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

That is more or less how the US invasion of Cuba (1898) went isn't it?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This is how The War of 1812 went.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Greenland just casually yeeted off the map, guess Trump doesn't want it THAT bad

[-] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

I like the ones where they divide us up into states and don't realize that half the northern states would have double digit populations

[-] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago

Can't even include the Gulf of America

[-] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

anti-cracker-aktion state

[-] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago

Chat, is this real?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago

Canada has the fifth most oil reserves in the world. ~~Invasion~~ Annexation is inevitable.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

But we sell it to them for cheap anyway. Canada is the #1 source for oil that yankees buy, and our dollar is worth less than 0.70 USD right now.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Trump is in his Teddy Roosevelt arc

[-] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Anybody here watch the awful Chuck Norris movie "Invasion USA"?

There's a scene where the bad guy bazookas a bunch of houses with Christmas trees.

Because it's Florida so there's no snow or anything else to show it's Christmas. It's ridiculous.

That's all I can think of with this "annexing Canada" bullshit.

this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025

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