"Don't come out of your room until you finish your report on sounding and gaping."

You've been hit like a smooth criminal.

Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

"Honey, I'm bummed because I didn't get to shoot a dog today. Time for your beating."

Wait, what happened to "vote blue no matter who?" Does that only apply to liberal candidates? I'm shocked by this sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

Would it be a proper shit post if I put effort into it?

No, not the downvotes! 🥺

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Holy hell, that's hilarious coming from that ragebait fascist weirdo!

It's amazing how OpenSUSE got my laptop's valve covers to leak oil.

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

Yup. Perfectly normal to joke about molesting a woman in a department store.