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Danny the Barnacle (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 61 points 7 months ago

Oh whoops, ooh! I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

Gotta love the quality of these images. Why not go further?

[-] [email protected] 29 points 7 months ago

...penguins do not have penises. Both sexes have orifices called cloacas that are used both for reproduction and for waste.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 33 points 7 months ago

Ducks and geese are some birds that have penises

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

That's some cloaca & dagger shit.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago

Get out. No, don't get your coat. Just go.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Why would a governmental spying drone need a penis? You make no sense!

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Everything, even government drones, needs a hobby.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Do swans have them? Or was Leda just into some weird shit?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

One day we'll find out that Danny DeVito passed away, and none of us will be ready for that. Fucking legend.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

'When compared to its size' is important because the length is only 4 inches.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago

Only 4 inches? Look at mister monster cock over here.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

'Only 4 inches' for being called 'largest' lol. I am still jealous of the barnacle.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

I think i have too much genes from whatever ones we share with gorillas personally.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

It's useful to not be too long for your partner, and there are positions that work around length/depth mismatches

[-] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

yes im just playing around. my size is i guess average, but when i was growing up watching porn, it of course made me feel unsecure that my penis was not long enough. When i have had sex, they never have had a orgasam from my dick, and that made me feel even more unsecure when they would break up with me for "other reasons"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

A treasure.

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