LMurch

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[–] LMurch 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Susan Collins, nodding weakly, clutching her pearls.

[–] LMurch 4 points 1 day ago

His brain lives in the 70s, so it seems possible. I hope he didn't. "Vlad, I'll get Greenville and Canada, you get Germany. We're Emperors!"

[–] LMurch 10 points 1 day ago

THIS! will lower the price of eggs, I'm sure of it. Thank you, your Highness.

/s

[–] LMurch 6 points 2 days ago

And Trump's response to this article will be not, "we need a new contractor", but, "we need to get rid of the Guardian".

[–] LMurch 20 points 2 days ago

Yup, or at the very least, scare the women into submission.

[–] LMurch 2 points 2 days ago

Yeah, I clicked the link that said, "Paint your ship red... And make it faster?" 🤦

[–] LMurch 9 points 2 days ago

He wasn't the same when he returned from that stroke. At first it seemed like he saw a glimpse of his mortality and realized the value of kissing up to republicans and grifting off the MAGA base. It's too bad. He was a real bulldog when he was Lt Governor and Trump was trying to steal the election in PA/2020.

[–] LMurch 13 points 2 days ago

Gov DeSantis, "I want insurance companies to keep donating to my administration, so I can keep ignoring the insurance crisis in the state of Florida."

[–] LMurch 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's been two hours. He ded.

[–] LMurch 4 points 2 days ago

"Stupid, sexy Ukraine."

[–] LMurch 0 points 2 days ago

Just Trump's grave would be enough for me. I don't want to make this grave pissing thing my whole personality.

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