(C/oceania seems to be locked now, and I don't think this deserves its own post in c/electoralism, so apologies. Please remove if it's too granular news)

Bulletins and International News Discussion from April 27th to May 3rd, 2026 - The Pause Continues; Third Aircraft Carrier Arrives by KuroXppi in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 23 hours ago

Yeah well I just stepped on my balls

Bulletins and International News Discussion from April 27th to May 3rd, 2026 - The Pause Continues; Third Aircraft Carrier Arrives by KuroXppi in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 41 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Perennial pest and Australian Zionist dropkick Avi Yemeni plans to found the FreePalestineParty to filch votes from disaffected Victorians

Reported by the Spectator 🤢https://web.archive.org/web/20260428125823/https://www.spectator.com.au/2026/04/come-on-avi-hurry-up-and-free-palestine/

For additional context, the state of Victoria will hold elections in late 2026, the state has ranked preference voting so minor parties often use the gambit of having name-only 'single issue' recognition on the ballot such as the former Sex Party, the pirate party and the legalise cannabis party)

Claude deletes its client's entire company database in 9 seconds by KuroXppi in c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago

Pffft wake me up when claude can vaporise a c suite in 9 seconds, too

Bulletins and International News Discussion from April 27th to May 3rd, 2026 - The Pause Continues; Third Aircraft Carrier Arrives by KuroXppi in c/news@hexbear.net

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago

I just punched myself in the face. But I'm strong. So this must be hurting you more.

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'Normal' conversation: (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/doomer@hexbear.net

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Person "Hey, KuroXppi how's it going?"

KuroXppi "Yeah, good thanks, [Person], yourself?"

P "Not too bad, lovely weather we're having"

K don't mention unseasonable warmth for this time of year "Yeah... get up to much on the weekend?"

P "It was so cold on Saturday so stayed indoors, but it was lovely on Sunday so we had a picnic! They were forecasting rain but luckily it held off. There were a few mozzies though, the bastards. How about you?"

K not mentioning below average rainfall across most of the state and reservoirs under continuing strain, insecticide "Yeah not much, saw a comedy gig with some mates and slept in Sunday. Anyway, gotta get to the morning stand up, have a good one" not mentioning accellarating climate collapse, micro plastic pollution and the shifting baseline syndrome

Normal conversation

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Like this post if you are sad, horny, or love beanis (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Any of the three will do

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My motto? I learnt from the Navy Seals -- Improvise. Adapt. Come. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Rise above the masses. Come who you are meant to be.

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