KuroXppi

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She literally just looked at a Pokemon once

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They had the same fashion trend in Malaysia but it was called the Durian Durian phase

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Oh I'm sorry for them then, i just called the Dog Catcher and he ran by just now with a net on the end of a really long stick. Will be in for a stinky surprise

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There's this technique (?) in USA comedy which is 'brand or product specificity to increase plausibility/imaginability' that once you notice it you can't not notice. For e.g.

Normal routine "I was there, minding my own business eating an icecream when a seagull shit on my head"

USA routine "I was there, midning my own business eating a Klondike Bar when a seagull shit on my head"

but it's really just another reflection of the capitalist realism that pervades USAian media

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nuke cool zone rapidly approaching

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Is this your butt

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2008 was three centuries ago

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Tesla al esplodio

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She's beautiful

Who?

The bean reading this 😍😍

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GOOD porbst saruman-orb

 

There I said it you're all lib harry potter fans now

 
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

 

How did that get in there

 

Only true gamers will appreciate

 

I'm shitting out my doodoo ass rn deeper-sadness

 

beanis

AI summarybean


 

🧧beanis


Hoooray!!

 

Beanspoke: coughing up your turds like an owl pellet then dabbing your mouth with a handkerchief

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Sabeana Carpenter (hexbear.net)
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thinking bout beans every night oh is it sweet I guess so

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