KuroXppi

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What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 8 points 15 hours ago

"Holy shit is that a denguin. Nice "

What do you think the average emperor penguin is thinking about as they're waddling along? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

sexy decapitated head

nerd well actually it's a decorporated head, since the head was removed from the body

*deleted by creator* in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Undeleted by moderator

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Well, GET POSTING THEN consarnit

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

Computer help me I've been doxed monke-beepboop

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago

It's just twenty posts, give it a try and then I'll prrss the button I promise xi-button

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

Yeah um just gimme a sec the remote fell down tue back of the couch cushions

I impalanted a neuralink itno your brain while you were sleeping. If you don't make at least 20 posts per day, I will remotely detonate it in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I also installed one in my own branium if someone wants me to hand them the remote

I got this for u dirt owl in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Honestly deci ex doesn't look too bad, the damage output is low for a second stage, but being able to possibly get a double KO on a retreating enemy is nice

Utah becomes first US state to ban fluoride in its water in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Homeopaths vindicated

Utah becomes first US state to ban fluoride in its water in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago

Milkis/calpis

Utah becomes first US state to ban fluoride in its water in c/[email protected]
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Workshopping some new gear, gimme your thuughts (hexbear.net)
 

  1. Humourous body functions that is also noisy (burp?? Retch? Armpit fart? Or is that too close to fart i.e. derivative)

  2. 'funny' foodstuff thst can be deliberately and ambiguously written kn a other way (banan, anan, potat, boobery)

  3. Minions (unironic)

If anyone has any suggestions please let me know

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Due to the overwhelming love and support shown for Beanis we are introducing more members of the Bean family here is 豆豆 Doudou Beanis's cousin from Kunming, China (hexbear.net)
 

We are excited to expand the Beanis Multiverse to inovate and tell richer and deeper stories with this unique IP, for you

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71% of Medical PhDs Cannot Solve This Word Puzzle (hexbear.net)
 

Give in? Click here for the solution

beanis

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What photo/reaction image have you got saved but have never had the chance to use? (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
40 comments fedilink
 

Now's your chance/manufactured excuse

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Severance Snape (hexbear.net)
 

There I said it you're all lib harry potter fans now

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this is rīch (hexbear.net)
 
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Magic beanis (hexbear.net)
 

And for my next trick!

I will make an audience member shit their pants ✨✨

Any volunteers please 🙂‍↕️

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What if we ahahaha were to heheheh (hexbear.net)
 

ooohohoho if we did that just imagine ahahha

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And the angel spake unto them: "Bean not afraid" (hexbear.net)
 

Image credit @[email protected] post https://hexbear.net/post/4388614

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Me looking into the toilet bowl: "WHAT? I didn't eat any poo!" (hexbear.net)
submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
8 comments fedilink
 

How did that get in there

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Anyone else remember this LEGENDARY gaming moment?? (hexbear.net)
 

Only true gamers will appreciate

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You can't spell 'libs' without ibs (hexbear.net)
 

I'm shitting out my doodoo ass rn deeper-sadness

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