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Today is 2nd Chapomber Year 5. A belated happy new Hexbear year comrades!

The 12 30-day months are as follows:

  • Chapomber
  • Icepickuary (Icepick day is on 22 Icepickuary (20 August of the old calendar))
  • Sicktober
  • Bearober
  • Pigpoopballuary
  • Stalinber (Stalin was born on 21 Stalinber (18 December of the old calendar))
  • Hammeruary
  • Sickleber
  • Hexber
  • Tankuary
  • Marxuary (Marx was born on 10 Marxuary if I didn't fuck it up)
  • Pride month

There are 5 days added at the end of the year, plus an extra day every four years. These are:

  • China day
  • Vietnam day
  • DPRK day
  • Laos day
  • Cuba day
  • Former and future socialist experiments day (every four years)
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[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

No beantember I'm sorry I don't observe this calendar

[-] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

No sectarianism

[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Yes, beanuary too lets have that as well

[-] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Eve Fartlow's favorite month

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

I believe you put this in the wrong comm.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

Hexber

no I don't think this can possibly be a goodpost

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Beanuary

Beanbruary

Beanch

Beanpril

Beanay

Beanune

Beanly

Beangust

Beantember

Beantober

Beanvember

Beancember

[-] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

these names are much better

[-] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

hell yeah beanch

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2025
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