Kaveros

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

This is just the price of freedom.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

How large would a mole of moles be?

thonk

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

No way. On Bluesky we Vote Blue No Matter Whoโ„ข.

[โ€“] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (4 children)

If plastics last forever, and I am full of microplastics, doesn't that mean I will last forever?

 

I've only been here a few days but I'm already picking up on it. fry

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

oh fuck yea

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

But if you fard, and there is no smell, did you even fart?

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One gallon of gasoline is 31000 calories.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You're also going to need some polo shirts, cargo shorts, and New Balance sneakers. Make sure to slap your knees and say "yep" whenever you stand up from a sitting position.

 

I mean why? Wouldn't it be much more realistic and relatable if the ad was like "oh thank fuck I'm not pregnant"

 

Hello, sorry if I don't quite do this correctly but I will learn.

I just came here today from Bluesky, and I am hoping to find a place to exist online that doesn't tolerate racists, bigots, or "but I'm just 'asking questions'" bigots.

My hobbies are PC gaming (mostly RPGs) and bearded dragons. I also like reading memes. I have autism and I tend to be shy and lurk, but I am trying to make an effort to be more outgoing.

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