My brain instantly went to vow tipping, and now I can only imagine him sneaking up on you in a field, tipping you over, and you suddenly becoming gay.
Augmented? The current free diving record is over 800 feet. That’s just a human, doing human shit. No augmentation.
You’re inability to actually respond with anything more than “I can’t even! 💅” is really not helping your cause.
You’re quite literally claiming that the water pressure that comes out of your tap is enough to turn the human body into a “bio jam” instantly.
If you take a submarine down 100 feet and open the hatch, you’re not going to die (from anything other than drowning or maybe your superior strangling you.) You’re at around 3 bar or 43.5 psi.
That’s literally at the low range of pressure that comes out of your tap.
Even at 200ft you’re looking at pressure that’s just barely enough to cause damage to your house plumbing, but nowhere near the pressure needed to hurt a human.
At about 500 feet, you’re looking at pressure that would come out of a fire hose. Not fun to get hit by, but not necessarily lethal. Most injuries would be from being pushed into things, not the water itself. And you’re definitely not becoming a paste.
Are you under the impression that the moment the hatch opens, the water instantly normalizes the pressure inside the vessel? Because that is by no means what happens.
No, seriously. If you’re at or near the surface of the water, yeah there’s going to be some pressure, but nothing even close to the pressure needed to crush a human (ruling out water hammer and such since that wouldn’t reasonably be possible in such a situation.)
You’re aware things like the diving bell exist, right? And they deal with pressures many times the pressure we’re talking about here. Hell, you can free dive to the depths we are talking about, no equipment needed.
Wait, I’m confused. Assuming you were able to make the hole and seal some sort of connection a-la boarding in a spaceship in a sci-fi show, why would you be crushed in the process of boarding the ship?
Haha that’s exactly what I do. 99% is local, the 1% is either “off site” in such a way it can’t be moved local, or I’m moving it to a local solution when possible.
Eh. I’m pretty deep in IT but have a boatload of IoT. Though I admit the few that are WiFi enabled are mostly blocked from internet access.
To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.
I mean, technically we’ve been playing around with cloud seeding and such which is about the only thing I can think of that would even come close to what she is talking about. But it’s by no means a common occurrence.
Why steal it when they’d have lined of men willing to trade it for a bigger dick?
I don’t know how you could possibly exist in the current world with that mindset. The majority of the current modern world is built atop things slavers said and did. It’s an unfortunate truth, but one you can’t deny.
Could always just download the wiki…