Joep

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New best friend for life! in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

maybe this is just his strategy to find more people to play with

What's the most ridiculous "Pimp my Ride"-mod you have seen? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Baby shark is banned in our household

Jerry Manders, 5-Year-Old Prodigy Liar, Already Hailed as Future Political Star in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

i could name a few

Let's increase worker productivity? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

The beatings will continue until morale improves

Gimme like $300+ per year, chump. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Only thing more pirated than Windows products are Adobe products. Smallest violin, etc etc

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water was one of their later, shitty CDs. Had to clarify bc i figured this was a reach of a reference.

7-Eleven plans to sell hot dog-flavored sparkling water in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

did 7-Eleven steal from Limp Bizkit?!

Solving homelessness in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

treated the same way they do with pigeons to stop them from nesting.. sad.

Rain on your wedding day isn't, in itself, ironic - BUT a song titled "Ironic" getting the very concept of irony wrong, that is the very core of irony, so... well done. in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

i never thought of this in that way before. it is meta squared

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats in c/[email protected]
“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats [Satire] in c/[email protected]
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats [Satire] (lemmy.world)
 
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“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats (lemmy.world)
 
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Nation’s Parents Frustrated as Children Disregard Extra Hour of Sleep Due to Daylight Savings Time Ending [Satire] (lemmy.world)
 
Government Declares National Daycare Closure Day – New Holiday to “Screw Over Parents” [Satire] in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this is too true

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Little Gambler, Big Win: Six-Year-Old’s Horse Racing Birthday Party Takes an Unexpected Turn! (www.tattletaletimes.com)
 

https://www.tattletaletimes.com/index.php/2023/07/31/little-gambler-big-win-six-year-olds-horse-racing-birthday-party-takes-an-unexpected-turn/

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