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[-] [email protected] 164 points 2 years ago

honestly bein the kid of the richest man in the world and an trans communist is a very funny bit tbh, i hope she posts here.

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[-] [email protected] 93 points 2 years ago

fidel-wut is there something you'd like to share with the (working) class

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[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

really proof of my prior post that being trans 9/10 times makes you into godless socialist

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[-] [email protected] 140 points 2 years ago

Hello, Pinkerton? Yes, my kids are unionising

[-] [email protected] 134 points 2 years ago

Oh my GOD her dead name Elon gave her started with X, this man is a total goddamn clown

[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago

He gave all nine of his kids names that include an X.

[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

That's some next level narcissism and a perpetually juvenile obsession with a le epic algebra concept he never got over.

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[-] [email protected] 114 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

-Constantly say/post transphobic shit.

-Daughter thinks rich people are evil.

How could her school do this to her?melon-musk

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[-] [email protected] 108 points 2 years ago

de-reaction-speed — Wait. You're also a communist who thinks anyone rich is evil.

lt-kitsuragi — The lieutenant's eyes pierce you from behind the thick glass of his spectacles. He seems staggeringly tense.

de-composure [Challenging: Success] — He needs armed bodyguards to go to the bathroom. There's not a chance he'll let you get any closer if he thinks you're against him. It's better to keep your affiliations to yourself...for now.

horrific-necktie — And then, bratan? Then it will be time!

[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago

mega-rich-light-bending-guy we've got this guy too

[-] [email protected] 52 points 2 years ago

I love your work

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[-] [email protected] 67 points 2 years ago

If the good guys had won the Cold War

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[-] [email protected] 99 points 2 years ago

Idk, usually the parent is a bigger factor in those sorts of beliefs

[-] [email protected] 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If my father was Musk, and my grandfather was Errol, and you saw all the peoole they associate with, it seems it would be impossible to not conclude that all rich people are evil michael-laugh

[-] [email protected] 81 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

"Am I, pictured here standing next to Ghislaine Maxwell at a party, evil? No, it is the children who are wrong. They have been indoctrinated by checks notes the Communist government of Palo Alto."

-- melon-musk

[-] [email protected] 55 points 2 years ago

becoming an anticapitalist just cuz i don't want to get dragged to bohemian grove anymore

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[-] [email protected] 95 points 2 years ago

help, literally all of my two dozen kids think i'm a parasitic, evil piece of shit! i'm a perfect father, but the woke school system has succeeded in turning every single one of them against me!

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

"what do you mean 'spend time with them'? I already spend money on them" melon-musk

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[-] [email protected] 94 points 2 years ago

elon's daughter go on chapo

[-] [email protected] 90 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Elon Musk has like 26 illegitimate children by 22 mothers and doesn’t pay child support or acknowledge half of em. He pays underlings at his work to fuck him and have his children, he is obsessed with spreading his seed. If I were his kid I wouldn’t just hate him because he’s rich, I would just hate him because he’s an evil bastard and shitty man child that can’t be a father

[-] [email protected] 87 points 2 years ago

Elon my man your daughter knows you personally that's why she hates you

[-] [email protected] 85 points 2 years ago

Lol, the levels of divorced dad energy have gone critical and it doesn't look like he's going to stop telling on himself anytime soon.

[-] [email protected] 79 points 2 years ago

Vivian come post on hexbear

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[-] [email protected] 78 points 2 years ago

remember basically all billionaires are like this, they just don't tend to admit things publicly at the same rate

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[-] [email protected] 77 points 2 years ago

Way to advertise it and to demonstrate how fucking evil he is. congratulations

[-] [email protected] 65 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He really believes he's doing things in a smart way. Imagine being such a capricious pissbaby that nobody around you is brave enough to tell you when you're showing your whole ass on the internet.

I'm not happy he's so wealthy and powerful, but it's nice to see that his wealth and power doesn't make him happy either.

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[-] [email protected] 72 points 2 years ago

finally, a yankee school that isn't teaching horseshit

[-] [email protected] 71 points 2 years ago

This fucking dude was made stupidly rich by California schools and Universities and he still has the audacity to cry about them.

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Famously, the entirety of Silicon Valley is built on taking something from an Uni lab and pretending you built it in your start-up garage

Garage charter schools when

[-] [email protected] 69 points 2 years ago

the most divorced guy energy I've seen in awhile

[-] [email protected] 57 points 2 years ago

Yeah, that's why she hates you, and not because you're a completely uninvolved father.

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[-] [email protected] 54 points 2 years ago

I sometimes wonder how many children of the ruling class hate their own families and would potentially join us

Just make sure they're still in the will, give the rest of their family the Romanov treatment and we've got a shit load of funds for revolutionary activities

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[-] [email protected] 53 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Oh for God's sake, the girl is like 19 years old. If she were 14 he'd have some pretext to be making this claim but a 19yo is fully capable of being responsible for their own political beliefs and they're likely not in school anymore.

Not only is it disgusting to remove someone's agency like this "B-but I can't tolerate their political beliefs and the only way that I believe a person could become a communist is by brainwashing!!" but, if it's such a big deal how much influence this school (for the absurdly wealthy) that your daughter attended has, then idk maybe blame yourself for being an absentee father who failed to provide any "good" influence on your daughter as she was growing up?

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