HerbSolo

Lol. My favourite exchange on lemmy so far!

Me as a kid, having just learned english, listening to Janis Joplin: "What the fuck is a mercy dispense!?"

there's a pill for that

Only answer is to ban tracking cookies

Why won't women go out with me? My car's not nice enough, that must be it...

nice try, google-lawyer.

if italians invented the grilled cheese

Meh. Saw it coming.

Corporations. Ok, so that's out of my responsibility then, since I don't buy anything from corporations. Good to know.

That's not true, clearly an apostrophe means: "watch out, here comes an s!"

Companies should be held accountable for bullshit like that.

My idea goes like this: In order to be able to sell some device you need to deposit its source code and the sources for all updates with the proper authorities.

If you then don't provide updates maintaining a) security and b) functionality of said device, because for example you go bankrupt, financially, or like in this very case morally, all of those sources are released and from then on are open source.

Put some ~~windex~~ tasmota on it