You misunderstand, CBS has it right, Michiganders are flocking to their local Polack before they vote, that's all.
Funny, Dr. Dick-Handler, this shit is funny!
Whalk Tuah polling place and vote!
This reads as a shitpost, but I'll advise on the chance it isn't and you're in a crazy deadly situation.
Make a show of applying for remote Jobs ASAP, do it tomorrow. Dress up nice for the "E-meetings", and then hop in discord or something with a friend and have an "Interview" that goes well.
Then, explain to your family that you need to submit documents to HR to complete onboarding. Get ALL your personal documents in hand, and then ride off into the sunset away from them.
If you think the defining characteristic of a boomer is disliking weird new culture
Thank you for putting it so succinctly! It's definitely one of the boomer characteristics, automatically hating on culture that changed from when you were a kid.
A non sci-fi planet. Never heard of it, been too into fantasy.
I guess you were born in the 1950s, kids these days just don't know...
O shit we here in the 20s again
And if something did maybe happen, it's the CIA's fault
Weaker than expected showing from Walz, too Midwest nice to properly eviscerate JD's constant slimeballing.
I highly recommend Path of Night
Not the poles, the Poles! They're flocking to Detroit to consult Poles before the election.