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Lotta people salty about the Atlantic Ocean.

Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies.

I suppose, but the risk is low. Especially if your only other choice is to die in a minute without CPR.

They quoted someone with over 20k followers and 5M likes on TikTok, those are some serious bona fides.

Now I know what a replicator dinner feels like.

Can confirm. Not only could I not afford to eat the style of food I cooked at work, the last thing that I wanted to do when I got home was put effort into my own food.

If I was eating at work, I'd cobble together some kind of salad out of whatever scraps and nearly expired food I could shove into my face in under 3 minutes. If I was "cooking" for myself at home, about the most complicated thing that I'd make for myself was cereal.

Now I have a machine gun

Ho Ho Ho

What the hell could be so bad that even the Blackhawks think it's unacceptable?

Checking out foreign versions of American fast food chains can be pretty fun. Their menus are often changed a bit to suit local tastes. Don't get me wrong, I won't turn down any chance to eat at a local hole in the wall, but I'll make a point of getting something from a McDonald's or KFC that they don't offer back home at least once if I get the chance.

Assistant to the Sith Lord.

This guy ducks

I'd like them to explain why it was okay for the Flames to all wear Mike Vernon jerseys during warm-ups a couple of weeks ago.