I don't laugh at the Onion anymore sadly, I only let out a sigh of relief.

I envy you never heard any morons talking like a toddler trying to be cute. Sadly, that day has come for you too now.

Hmm, could I interest you in a little Amores Perros and La Femme Nakita?

Probably saw shows like House and Sherlock and thought "if I act like this it'll mean I'm special too!"

Yeah, I imagine the rest know exactly what they're doing.

Sure, but we're talking about a job application.. I don't think the difference matters there.

Star wars was always more of a fantasy film than scifi, maybe that's why?

Muggsy Bogues

Hate to break it to you... but if it has this problem, it is in fact a shitty phone. Price or popularity doesn't automatically make it good.

You've got huge.. tracts of land.

What you get in stores is not even really almond milk. Real almond milk would be way too expensive to be competitive.

Man, I don't really understand what any of this means and it's seems complicated. I'd prefer these decisions be left to medical professionals and the patients it affects.