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Watching him dunk looks so unnatural. He was amazing.

There was a short black kid like that in high school, saw him in the gym in '87 or '88. I'm 5'8", maybe an inch shorter then? This guy was clearly shorter than me.

Eating lunch in the risers and my friend started pointing, "There he is! Check this dude out!"

That guy had cannonballs for calf muscles. Like Spud, it was eye-popping to see him spring.

Goddamn his smile in that picture is contagious. He looks like he's just stoked to be there.

Muggsy Bogues, too. Though I don’t think he won a dunk contest.

Just noticed the tear in the underwear lmao

The hotdog man himself.

Google says he's 5'11? Is that too short to pitch?

And let's not forget the Giants' amazing reliever, Pablo Sandoval (0.00 ERA and 0.00 WHIP)!

For those not in the loop, he was a (seemingly) overweight 3rd baseman who made phenomenally athletic plays and hit monster home runs (especially in the postseason, leading to 3 World Series trophies and a WS MVP), earning the nickname "Kung Fu Panda."

Then, in the twilight of his career, he also pitched 2 innings without allowing a baserunner, becoming a bit of an SF meme, including at least one "Let Pablo Pitch" bobblehead.

Small highlight reel of the Lil speed demon.

https://youtu.be/lOGj8qM6hQ0?si=SdG7hSvn_Ma5xzDB

Nonsense. I'm sure there's an orange jumpsuit that fits him perfectly.

Yes, it's just long people usually have long arms.

I similarly thought of Michael Vick. Man, I miss watching him play every Sunday.

Pretty short!? That ball ass dude was only 5' 3". He was damn near a foot and a half under a lot of his colleagues. He was quick as hell and new how to pass for the assist.

Short also helps in weight based competition by allowing more muscle mass.

Fedor is proof that dad bods can be just as scary as roided muscle bods, for sure.

Shogun was kinda built like that, too, and had a hell of a run in Pride.

Hunter Pence is a great example, but one of the things that's great about baseball is that there is a place for every body type. If you're in shape (and sometimes even if not) no matter where your athletic gifts are, you can imagine a role on a baseball team.

Bartolo Colon was my pick for OP. If he can be an in demand pitcher into his 40s, any body type can.

*Janikowski. You mistyped and left out the "i".

My favorite NFL kicker. He absolutely had the leg to break the NFL record for farthest field goal for a while, but the few chances in a game he was given to do it, he didn't quite manage. Still makes me sad to this day.

Guy went 18 years as an NFL kicker. That's crazy! The average career for a kicker is only 5 years. Not the longest career kicker (Morten Anderson with an ungodly 25 seasons) but still much longer than most.

That man was a joy to watch. Hell, the '85 Bears were probably the most entertaining NFL team of all time.

Cocky, asshole quarterback that threw heat-seeking missiles, a household appliance for a lineman, old-school tough-guy coach, MTv video, solid Super Bowl win, all that. Gods, so much more. "Yep. Singletary again. Figured."

One of the few plays I ever remember was I think the '85 championships? Maybe the Super Bowl? The defense tried to fucking kill that asshole McMahon. Hit him so hard he spun horizontally like a pinwheel. "Holy shit! Can they get away with that?!"

Another win, which was a foregone thing, they handed the ball to The Refrigerator and he walked it in. Dudes hanging all over him, just kept walking.

They simply whipped everyone who took the field. LOL, no one tuned in to see if they would win, we tuned in to see a 55-gallon barrel of whoop-ass opened on the opposition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_Chicago_Bears_season

What’s wrong with his body?