What's the correct pronunciation here? Because I keep reading it like "Bob Dylan" but with a "V."

What's the point of being "advertiser friendly" of everyone leaves because of it.

I mean if the maintenance crew can't wake up the whole apartment complex work the leaf blower what's even the point? /s

If we really were to be in the Matrix that's fine, but could I maybe ask for some better living conditions? Maybe be able to actually afford things without constant worry and anxiety over whether I can pay the rent.

Classic fairy tales were horror shows meant to teach important life lessons for their times. They say a lot about the cultures that told them. Like just how insanely many are about teaching women about the importance of being a "good wife" or marrying up the socio-economic ladder. At least the rest of them are about why you shouldn't trust hobos living under bridges or some shit.

You grow a beard because you're insecure about your weak chin.

I grow a beard because I'm lazy.

We are not the same.

Jokes for adults that are in kids' shows are an old trend. The logic behind it is that it's there so the parents have something to laugh at too, since they're forced to put up with it asking with their kids (usually).

Seriously, go back and watch the shows you used to like as a kid and you'll see it. Animaniacs is a good example.

I mean I don't get why gay erotica is popular amongst women, but I'm not gonna make that somebody else's problem. The CCCP are just assholes.

Nothing dystopian about this, nope. JFC what an awful time to exist in.

Fun fact, swearing at the robots can get you shunted to a human being. Not every robot works this way though.

They've been riding that "if you __________ you're antisemitic" horse really hard lately. If they keep over using it they're gonna eventually run out of sympathy and ruin it for the people are rather more in need of it to fight actual antisemitic bullshit, including themselves.