I can't believe that at this point anyone actually believes that the Orange Jackass will ever suffer any actual punishment.

ICE is literally state-sponsored terrorism.

Elon's brain: I'm sure nobody took a screenshot.

Tell us you're racist without saying that you're racist.

One is a replacement head. It's literally right there on the label.

Because nothing gets 13 year olds hornier than the State Seal of Virginia. Idiots.

You should have had him arrested when you still had presidential immunity, Joe.

How to kill YouTube in one stupid step.

I guess their CEO wasn't paying attention when the music industry got trounced by pirating.

I wish they did this right now. Breaking through bulletproof glass is easy with the right tools. A flying dropkick is not one of them.

Meanwhile, smart people: I sure do love Libre Office.

Why are tomatoes $11 each? What happened to all the lawn care companies? Why did Subway go out of business? This is all the Democrats fault!

-Republicans in 2027