i fucked your mom while your dad watched and then i finished all over your dad

how do you feel about this

I’ve been somewhat friends with nick for about I’d say a year and a half now and not like “we hang out all the time” sort of friends but more like we go to the same hangouts and if we see each other we’re talking for an hour or two.

He’s a great kinda chill guy definitely not the person people think he is from cum town like sure he’s extremely funny and witty but he isn’t rude or a piece of shit. I think my favorite Mullen moment was at a party we were at and some guy was acting a dickhead and coked up and being obnoxious af I think he was either a wanabe comedian like a TJ Miller type or he was just friends with one, you know the guy. Anyway he starts changing the channel on the tv that some people were watching and was trying to log in to Spotify through the Apple TV app for some reason definitely destroying the vibes for everyone there and because he’s really wasted he keeps fucking up putting the password in so Nick walks over and takes the remote out of the guys hands, puts Netflix kids on and starts playing cocomelon. The guy is like “woah man are you cumtown big fan big fan” and Nick just says “yeah I could tell you are watch this” and then the guy is like “yeah man” and shuts the fuck up watching cocomelon while the rest of us just get back to doing whatever. It’s just the way he shut down this dickhead that made me laugh like he’s so respected by the biggest dorks that they actually respect him enough to watch cocomelon just because the guy put it on. No idea why he chose cocomelon but it made sense in some kinda way and a load of people found it funny because it made an annoying situation better.

My friend is having a NBA watch party later in the week and he might turn up. I’ll never tell him about this website because he won’t talk to me this is just a dumb ama for anyone with an interest. I’ve also met Brace and Liz from trueanon but never got the chance to say hi