Soft and fluffy... Has he ever touched, or fallen into, a hedge?

Only in NY? Everyone knows that isn't a question to be answered. It's chit-chat, an opener. What's happening? How are you? What's popping? Not questions that need answers. You reply 'not much' and move on.

Stuff, you say. I'd wager this fool knows nothing at all about this supposed stuff.

What is the ideal number of children dying from preventable diseases each day, sufficient to make you feel happy in yourself?

Sorry, but * gnarly

I used to get called gay because I rolled the sleeves up on my shirt. Also because I worked with a gay guy and occasionally had lunch with him, maybe half a dozen times a year. The odd thing is that I had a girlfriend (same one 22 years later) who these idiots knew about.

Been living in the US for so long that I pronounce buoy like a complete psychopath.

The year you were born does not define your views. I detest these arbitrary year-based labels.

Dubai. A cultureless fake city in the desert, full of posers.

We are all above him.

If it fits in the luggage gauge, it's fine, wheels or not.

If there's no luggage gauge, that's on the airline or airport, not the passenger.

Like many of his posts, he didn't write this. It's coherent and contains no ranting tangents.