DemandtheOxfordComma

Love the effort to protect the dog's privacy.

Good cop bad cop?

Interesting that all the propaganda and subversiveness is coming from the US, not China. Having the opposite of the desired effect.

He would log good in a hood, doncha think?

Then why do they get all bent when WE film them?

Today I learned I'm unintentionally preparing for the Internet apocalypse.

And the entire world collectively whispers under their breath, "Good."

Trump flips the board, pieces go everywhere and exclaims, "I win! I'm the best at Checkers!"

What a giant ass. He has nothing to offer at all. Just a fraud.

And the gargling too

So the numbers are actually quite a bit lower. All news agencies fluff their numbers, until tax time.

I'd modify it a bit:

"Affluent power couple, found alive in their love nest, referred to as a Mar-a-Lago. They were confirmed alive by an infrequent visitor, Melania who stopped by to pick up 3 inches of shopping cash. "