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[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Having a shit is a natural process, however doing it privately in toilets is nowadays somewhat of a social construct.
So, should I stop using the toilet and use your bed instead?

(Edit: I didn't think I needed to add an /s but...)

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Don't tell that to your kid unless you want them to start pooping in your bed.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ha, I've had that happen when our kids were little yet didn't think of that at all. Thanks for making me laugh and bringing back the nightmare of the midnight pooper 🤣

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