Brand managers on point.
I hereby promise to give you back your dinosaurs, starting with a clone of the T-Rex.
More American than America
If there were 666 people in Ireland, they could fight off billions of Penguins and take their souls.
A general Fruit punch is usually the safest bet, as it is a universal tasty refreshing treat, but the flavor can be altered for the fascists in any given area. Try finding the most popular local fruits for your region and emphasize those. The next big consideration is should it be alcoholic or nonalcoholic, and this again varies enormously but I would urge you to go the nonalcoholic route, as some fascists may be sensitive to social pressures to imbibe when they don't yet feel perfectly comfortable.
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Because he's a rapper and the streets call to him.
He did not account for us bringing back the T-Rex, which everyone knows is the current plan.
Marketing has a bright idea and says lets put AI in pagers.