ChaoticNeutralCzech

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Love seeing these signs #2 in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Nice, Côte d'Azur!

for a better rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I know you're glad to have them cut off but this is gross!

I'm getting old in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Well, George Lucas has been gaslighting us about the OT for decades

Imagine your kid watches Return of the Jedi and asks: "Why did they make every ship's computer so primitive when they could apparently do CGI characters back then?" That will make you feel old.

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

and AUR because I found a lone archwiki post mentioning a pacman command that would fix my niche problem, so I thought I need to set up Pacman to solve it

MFW in the dependency hell, with a broken GUI: 🤡

(This was my first Linux install years ago and I proceeded through Do you know what you are doing? (y/N) despite having no clue. It was a VM, luckily.)

Russian trans politician forced to detransition or get sent to psychiatric hospital in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Ground News service for free! Thanks, random Lemming!

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 77 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Yes and apt

Neil rule in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.

Stelth in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

This fence does not seem safe enough

The Dough Knows in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

Yeah. I am not a native speaker of either language though, is "shitting sb." something one might say?

Anyway, the etymology, as I understand it, is:

  • Herr Gott/Herrgott: "Lord", or literally "Mr God", typical way German-speaking Christians address God
  • bescheißen: screw, bullshit
  • -erie: French feminine noun ending, sometimes used as the English "-er"

So yeah, you could translate it as "thing to bullshit the Lord", or "Godbullshitter".

The Dough Knows in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (8 children)

You don't need to know much German to tell that Herrgottb'scheisserie does not quite translate to "Fool the Lord".

What's the best possible justification for vandalizing a library? in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

You can put a LOT of Javascript on a microSD card, then burn that. Or any other language but Javascript somehow feels appropriate.

matter of faith in c/[email protected]
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh well, is it at least canonically part of the Analog Nowhere universe?

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[OC] TI Beats CASIO in Graphing Calculator Market (2004) (feddit.de)
 

cross-posted from: https://feddit.de/post/2907077

I'm pretty sure you know what follows...

Image transcriptA recreation of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme. A white CASIO CFX-9850GB PLUS calculator is laid on its side on a cushion while three TI-83 Plus and two TI-84 Plus calculators, all black, are standing behind the cushion. The faces of corresponding actors are shown in 4-tone pixelated pictures on each calculator's respective screens, grayscale on the TIs and sepia-toned on the CASIO thanks to its (limited) color graphics. Words of the text "Original meme by Chaotic Neutral Czech" are used in place of the SHIFT functions on a row of keys on the Casio as a mild watermark.

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[OC] TI Beats CASIO in Graphing Calculator Market (2004) (feddit.de)
 

I'm pretty sure you know what follows...

Image transcriptA recreation of the Piper Perri Surrounded meme. A white CASIO CFX-9850GB PLUS calculator is laid on its side on a cushion while three TI-83 Plus and two TI-84 Plus calculators, all black, are standing behind the cushion. The faces of corresponding actors are shown in 4-tone pixelated pictures on each calculator's respective screens, grayscale on the TIs and sepia-toned on the CASIO thanks to its (limited) color graphics. Words of the text "Original meme by Chaotic Neutral Czech" are used in place of the SHIFT functions on a row of keys on the Casio as a mild watermark.

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Look what we're building at the center of r/place! (raw.githubusercontent.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
82 comments fedilink
 

Edit: we’ve made it! Timelapse

Template: https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ChaoticNeutralCzech/myRandomImages/main/jlemmybig.json
To use the template, install the r/place userscript (guide) and click the above link. If you already have the userscript, just add https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ChaoticNeutralCzech/myRandomImages/main/jlemmybig.json into the "Always Load" list.

Discord invite

Also, please no "tHiS iS eNgAgEmEnT fOr rEdDiT" comments. Would you rather have no such banner? As I'm not pushing anyone to become a long-term active user on Reddit, I don't see any benefit for the company from this. If you have a spare account, this may be a good cause to fire it up for a few hours.

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ich🇨iel (feddit.de)
 

https://lemmy.ml/post/2320928

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ich⛐iel (feddit.de)
 

CW: Milde Nazi-Thematik

Überschreibung: Fakes Poster aus der 30er: Soldaten im zeitgemäßen Auto mit besonders helle Reflektoren. Im Vorne eine Halogen-Glühbirne mit Draht und Beschichtung, die wie Hitlers Bart und Haar aussehen.

Im Nebel, Dunkelheit?

Nur mit »Führerſhein«!
~Glühbirne~ ~mit~ ~Halogen-Gas~ ~für~ ~alle~ ~Fahrzeuge~
^20%^ ^heller^ ^als^ ^andere^ ^Leuchtmittel^

Im Titel vom Post wird Unicode-Zeichen U+26D0 (Auto in Schleudern) verwendet, das auf irgendeine Platformen wie ein Auto mit einem schlecht gezeichneten Hakenkreuz darunter aussieht.

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Wie nennt man Geräte, die 210×297mm-Papiere digitalisieren? (feddit.de)
 

Scandinavier.

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Feature Request: Automatically open Lemmy-hosted-video links with an external app (or implement an internal video player) (feddit.de)
 

In the linked comment, I am lamenting that on Jerboa, you cannot easily see where the post’s link goes. When you click it, Android parses the domain name rather than filetype so the default action is to open with Jerboa. Because Jerboa cannot open the video, it just shows the instance’s home feed. The user needs to share/copy and paste the link to see the URL and deduce that it should be opened with a video player.

So please give Lemmy-hosted video links an appropriate icon (▶️/🎞/🎥 rather than ⛓️) and open them with an external app by default (the user can choose VLC or whatever) unless a built-in video player is getting implemented. Alternatively, a RIF-style pop-up would be appreciated to view the destination URL and offer actions like “Share/Copy/Go”, or even navigate to next/previous hyperlinks in comments (useful for fat-fingered users).

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