We don't, in and of itself, eat monocellular life, the way the fungi eat our dead. All the dead, really. Well, unless your religious enough that even they don't want to.

Explain that to Marty or Morty.

That's optimistic...

Because they're not buying them. This is nothing more than statistical observation and some asshole is reporting it technically accurate but failure to fully describe the subject in hand. Thus portraying it as some kind of personal shit chosen by the opposite relevancy instead of the fact that they just don't sell shit to people who don't buy shit.

If you had any difficulty reading what I wrote then you should have a good picture of exactly what the fuck I'm talking about.

OKAY, sure, but the bottom two remind me a bit of...

...IA! fthagn!!!

Y'all foolish. Him not knowing something doesn't stop him from speaking. Ever. I know you've seen that much already.

I don't cuz he's right.

Being funny has no automative equivalence to being wrong.

When arrested, simply state, "Oh, no. You misunderstood! I'm totally anti-fashion and have absolutely nothing to do with those sorts you've clearly mislabeled me to by mistake!"

With a rocket. And I don't give a fuck where you're at.