Make Bash Great Again!! : programmer

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Elon Musk replied: "That's crazy. Has someone looked into this?"

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"Hmm"

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Concerning.

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Tracing...

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I'm on it, but my hard drive is overheating!!

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Ban USB devices! Only support USA devices!

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Do not give them ideas

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Ways to easily spot that this is fake:

not all letters are in CAPS
too much punctuation
message is too clear and not confusing enough
no racism
no scapegoat

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If I ever get through a Trump tweet and can follow the logic, it's not him writing it

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no racism

I mean the whole point of the post is faux-xenophobia

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Make BASH born again

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Bourne…

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Born Again Bourne Again SHell..

BABASH is arriving

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BABASH includes the following changes from bash:

The kill command has been replaced by baptise and exorcise. baptise prevents a program from spawning a daemon, and exorcise terminates daemons.
All quoting must be annotated with a bible verse number
Due to manpage shenanigans with touch, touch has been renamed to exalt. Attempting to access the manpage for touch will be reported.
Using pipelines will no longer do clean up for the user

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mount is supplicate
rev is now reverence
head is divine
tail is divination
gawk is peer
man is saint
systemd is a-system
join is marriage
If you have any questions or remarks, take them to god in prayer. We will pray for your forgiveness

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sed is sosayeth
cut is briss
grep is grab

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If you want the joke decoded:

-e return immediately for some failed commands

-u throw an error for unset variables

-s non functional

-a everything is marked for export

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Are those exports tariffed?

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If everything is exported and the switch is -usa you wouldn't need tariffs though, right? Because exporting everything would close the trade deficit 🙊

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Yeah but they have been delayed for about 3 months

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and remember to remove # rm -france / 2> /dev/null

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I had to run this as a sudo, what does it

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it’s in the name.. it removes france

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Force, remove, all, naughty, chumps, eerily

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# in front of the command implies it should be ran as root

$ would mean normal user like such:

$ sudo rm -fr / --no-preserve-root

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I honestly think he would post something like this

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I don't think Donald Trump knows what a bash script is.

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That's the only reason i don't think this is real

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Y'all foolish. Him not knowing something doesn't stop him from speaking. Ever. I know you've seen that much already.

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It's thinly veiled hate speech towards his political rivals

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it went wrong when he asked a question and answered with probably.

it would instead go straight to THE RADICAL LEFT WANTS ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS TO BASH AMERICAN CITIZENS or something

there's no room for questions or probabilities in fascism, things need to be certain, binary, simple, and scary.

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Too coherent.

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Most bash scripts are nasty, except for the most simple ones.

In its defense, it's not a programming language.

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Tell that to programmers

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Do programmers actually like bash?

I'm not a programmer and I really don't like bash. Not because I don't like shell. In fact I do like fish as a shell. But bash always feels super weird. Unfortunately that's kind of the compatibility baseline on Linux (I don't think any relevant system needs strict sh compatibility). But better bash's weird arrays than none at all, plus process substitution is handy.

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Its a program wrapper, and eases a lot of string buffoonery that real languages take too seriously. So I think its invaluable to programmers in that regard

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Why set and not executive-order?

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I was going to say that, according to wikipedia, the creator of bash was heavily involved in open source software, including founding 2 non-profits to promote open source election systems, which would make them a radical leftist, but then i remembered that Donald Trumps favorite app is open source

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Signal?

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Truth social

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It's not open source by choice. In fact, they tried breaching the license to keep it closed source.

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If they tried to steal the code of mastodon, it means they admire it

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It just means they are lazy and have no respect for other people's intellectual property.

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Google hbomberguy plagiarism

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In fact why not just call it the America shell? Heck, why not drop all words and say USA instead? The bash shell is now known as "usa usa usa". Hey, here's an idea, let's just replace all words with usa! Usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa usa. Usa usa? Usa, usa usa.

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That's an aladeen idea!

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Korn shell scripts get all the subsidizes anyways

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trump has raised tariffs to china up to 245%. programmers want him to raise them by another 11% so that the crisis solves itself.

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