"He's not THAT handsome."

-Lead Prosecutor

I'm not stealing your car. I just need it for a while, to train my AI model.

Pardon me, I believe you mean SIR Arthur Colman Doyle.

Sit back, and watch your shit get wrecked by the man you thought you'd purchased.

That's the power of the Home Depot.

At long last, a proper purgatory for links I wish I had the attention span to read, but will never actually get back to reading.

"Neat!" he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were "just doing their job."

It lets us know the truth. It lets us knoooooow the truth.

Hey so I'm getting this thing on my new Charger, I think it's a check engine light?

When you're hated and incompetent, blaming the people you hate for your incompetence is a convenient scapegoat.

I suspect X was down because they screwed something up internally. When you'll never be required to prove anything, you can scream you're being hacked / ddos'd til the cows come home and rubes will believe you.