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Raccoon caught with crack pipe (www.telegraph.co.uk)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago
[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Just a quick puff to sober up.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I watched the video this morning...sure does look like the cop reaches in and drops the pipe. He reaches in with a closed fist then pulls his hand out real fast before he calls everyone's attention to it then he keeps pointing it out. Then you see them take it away and the raccoon produces a second pipe killing the plant theory lol

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do you have a link to the video which isn't paywalled?

In the linked article I always get a popup to register/subscribe...

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

There's 0 chance that bitch didn't smoke that shit around the raccoon. He's probably addicted too!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Thats absolutely funny but when you think about it ,its horrible for him like he is addicted because of her

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Are you saying a raccoon from Ohio wouldn’t be expected to have a pipe?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Ohio coming for Florida's championship.

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