Once you can wrap your head around Handshuhe, Fingerhut becomes obvious. "Ah, so this is how this is going to go."

Ah - that was why I was so confused. Canada, for example, limits the growth hormone in dairy cattle while the US does not.

Classic. A little googling will turn up gold for sugar free gummi effects

masks in the cabin aren’t designed to keep you awake. They’re just designed to keep you alive.

In that situation I'm perfectly fine with that. More than perfectly fine, in fact. Sounds like a feature I'd pay extra for (don't tell United).

This is where it gets messy for me.

I'm in favor of letting the COVID release prisoners go. It seems unnaturally cruel to send non-violent offenders back to prison for the rest of their sentence if they haven't reoffended.

I would not have released this guy in the first place. "Non-violent" my ass.

Dude needs a paycheck and apparently, he likes money.

This advice always gets downvoted, but it works for me. I'll offer it for what it is.

When I lose something I'll take a moment and politely ask the thieving house elves to give it back. Then I stop thinking or stressing about it. I usually find it within a day.

I heard a version of this sentiment in 2016. I was sitting near a well-dressed elderly couple at the regional airport. The woman was on her phone, explaining her support for Trump. I'll paraphrase.

"He knows so many rich people! He'll appoint them to the government, and they won't steal from it because they've already got so much money they won't want to."

I disagree with that statement for so many reasons, but that's what she expressed. This opinion was boggling enough at the time that it stuck with me almost ten years later.

Right? I know a lot of people who were subject to absolute educational neglect for their K-18. Some lean in, but others have questions.

ETA - and some days I smack myself on the forehead and realize something I should have known at age 8 but it just clicked now.

I feel like this is missing "Prime Farmland"

This is so goddamn exhausting.

Thirty years ago I was reading poorly photostatted (sic) fliers at the local record shop explaining the difference between Nazis with red shoelaces and Nazis with yellow shoelaces. It was exhausting then, too. They're all basic bitch Nazis. Treat them the same way you would treat a potentially harmful arthropod, like a scorpion. You don't have to be a fucking entomologist to understand this shit.

Shun the Nazi. Leave it alone. Don't ask for help from Nazis.

Many many years ago we watched an ancient movie in a theater. (It may have been Haxan). In any case, it ended on a dark, poignant and brutal note. There was silence until the word "slut" appeared and the entire theater erupted into laughter. Definitely an unintended mood lightener for the anglo audience.